Me: Time to finally get writing!
Me: *Opens up word processor*
Me: *Puts on favorite song*
Me: *Checks Tumblr*
Me: *Gets a drink of water*
Me: *Dances in front of the mirror to said favorite song*
Me: *Gets mail*
Me: *Watches entire season of TV show*
Me: *Climbs world's top ten tallest mountains*
Me: *Treks across the Sahara*
Me: *Counts the number of blades of grass in the world*
Me: *Writes two words*
Me: Wow, that was a good writing session. I got a lot done.
